Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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