I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Dick very happy bro
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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