Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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