Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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