Me too!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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