oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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