Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it wasn't lemon gatorade
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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