I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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