dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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