I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
no more duck duck goose at the bar
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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