: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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