What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
