This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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