guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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