I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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