whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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