i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my shit smells like andre
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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