you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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