So drunk its hurt
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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