she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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