The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.