Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.