Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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