I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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