seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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