Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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