i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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