The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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