Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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