You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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