Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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