She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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