I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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