see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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