Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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