no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you didnt know i had herpes?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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