She's JV to your varsity
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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