Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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