I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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