I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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