Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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