so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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