i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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