I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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