hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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