Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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