I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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