i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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