so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
