So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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