So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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