Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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