I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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