it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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