I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I will pee on everything he values.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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